A Little Humor for the Day: CHUCK NORRIS STOPPED...

"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean because the tsunamis he created were killing too many people."

Wanna kick ass without ripping a gaping hole for a great view of your pink boxers? They're specifically designed for kicking people in the face as Chuck demonstrates here all for less than 20 buckaroos! Now if kicking that high is a problem for you, these pants won't solve them, you may just need to get your arse to the gym and do some yoga. If you get them dirty, that's okay, too, just hop into the nearest pool and do a couple of roundhouse kicks while you're in it. You'll be sure to make waves.